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Not too many of us need to be explained about the Black Sheep of Restaurants, Hardee's. This is a company that, where everyone else is selling smaller portions because they're afraid of getting sued by the CSPI and other nanny state organizations, decided to give everyone the middle finger and offer burgers that guarantee a clogged artery at one bite. When I first saw the Monster Burger--and I had one, just to say that I did--I said to my mother, "That's not a sandwich. That is political speech protected by the First Amendment."

And Hardee's is fsking serious about their middle fingers and their philosophy that "Meat should be a condiment!" Not too long ago, they have graced us with the Philly Cheesesteak Burger. That's right. A hamburger. With a Philly Cheesesteak. between one flipping bun. That got me to even back away with my arms outstretched and giving up. And that's not an easy thing to do. I wonder if they'd ever sold one of these things, or if Hardee's ever going to go beyond Philly Steak as a burger topping!

I don't know about the sales figures of the Philly Cheese Stakeburger, but as for Hardee's topping it, well . . . .

I give you, the Prime Rib Thickburger: [link]

Take a burger, add a fsking slice of Prime Rib on it! Add Horseradish, Swiss, grilled onions on it. Put it in a Chibatta roll. And if you're really daring, toss in some Au Jus for dipping. For. Dipping.

They say that this sandwich alone--and I didn't mention the fries, drink, and dessert, people. This IS Hardee's after all--is considered "Food Porn." WELL HELL YEAH IT'S FOOD PORN, and apparently someone wants to 'be happy' with their dinner, if you know what I mean.

And I'm one of the guys who gives his own two middle fingers at the Food Cops saying this. Jeez, Hardee's, you need to slow down!