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All I could think about this is this: Oh. My God.

I really have nothing to say about this, outside of this not being something from Hardees.

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Let's see here:

Wars and Rumors of Wars,
Israel's emergence as a Nation State,
Global Communications,
The need for a number for Commerce (Bank and Credit cards count),
Global Catastrophes,
Jack Thompson getting the axe,
Hillary Clinton not getting the nomination,
PRIDE being reincarnated as DREAM,
Hardees using Meat as a Condiment,
Mountain Dew in every possible color and flavor,
and my presence on the Internet;

What could be that one final sign that's needed to appear before you can say that you've missed the fricking Rapture?

Here it is. You can see it all at this [link]

Someone just scored a Perfect Guitar Hero III run on Dragonforce's "Through the Fire and the Flames" on Expert. And it was recorded.

If you've seen this, you've been Left Behind. Go to some cave and hope you can hold out through the Apocalypse. You don't want to be around a certain Romanian egotist's field of vision.

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By now you've realized who's crashing Soul Calibur IV:

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I have something that might be an even better fit for the Star Wars franchise, but some of you will facepalm over it. A Star Wars world in Kingdom Hearts.

Imagine Sora teaming up with Luke Skywalker, as they go through a mission to fight Darth Vader and destroy the Death Star before it blows up Disney Castle? Imagine Sith Lords getting Powned like Jack Bauer by a Keyblade. And I could definitely see Anakin being a Dark Keybearer like Riku.

"Don't be too proud of the abilities you control, Vader. The ability to move objects with your will, control feeble minds, and choke the air out of my lungs from a distance, is insignificant next to the power of my own Heart." --something Sora would say before a Vader boss fight.

Besides, you have a good excuse too: Mickey Mouse does fight like he picked up the Ataru Jedi form. Compare him with Yoda, I think so.

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Not too many of us need to be explained about the Black Sheep of Restaurants, Hardee's. This is a company that, where everyone else is selling smaller portions because they're afraid of getting sued by the CSPI and other nanny state organizations, decided to give everyone the middle finger and offer burgers that guarantee a clogged artery at one bite. When I first saw the Monster Burger--and I had one, just to say that I did--I said to my mother, "That's not a sandwich. That is political speech protected by the First Amendment."

And Hardee's is fsking serious about their middle fingers and their philosophy that "Meat should be a condiment!" Not too long ago, they have graced us with the Philly Cheesesteak Burger. That's right. A hamburger. With a Philly Cheesesteak. between one flipping bun. That got me to even back away with my arms outstretched and giving up. And that's not an easy thing to do. I wonder if they'd ever sold one of these things, or if Hardee's ever going to go beyond Philly Steak as a burger topping!

I don't know about the sales figures of the Philly Cheese Stakeburger, but as for Hardee's topping it, well . . . .

I give you, the Prime Rib Thickburger: [link]

Take a burger, add a fsking slice of Prime Rib on it! Add Horseradish, Swiss, grilled onions on it. Put it in a Chibatta roll. And if you're really daring, toss in some Au Jus for dipping. For. Dipping.

They say that this sandwich alone--and I didn't mention the fries, drink, and dessert, people. This IS Hardee's after all--is considered "Food Porn." WELL HELL YEAH IT'S FOOD PORN, and apparently someone wants to 'be happy' with their dinner, if you know what I mean.

And I'm one of the guys who gives his own two middle fingers at the Food Cops saying this. Jeez, Hardee's, you need to slow down!

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Godwin's Law [link] is a popular law strongly enforced in many online forums. In the official listing, the law states as thus:

"As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

In practice today, the concept is that, in any online debate that gets somewhat heated, the chances that someone calls someone a Nazi (Or some resemblance thereof) increases. When this happens, all debate is considered over and the person who invoked the evil German regime is considered to have lost said debate.

In this presidential race of 2008, I call that the law be expanded: "As any debate grows longer, the probability of someone being called a racist approaches 100%. When this happens, all debate stops and the party accusing racism automatically loses."

Of course, that means that there are huge sectors of the Left, and some of the Right, should automatically be excused from all political debate . . . but then again, that might not be a bad thing.

(NOTE: For this version of Godwin's Law to be invoked, someone must be called a racist directly. Identifying actions and words instead gets a pass.)

What say you?